In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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