He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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