so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
