? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Your penis caused this!
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