yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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