on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
