its not stalking. its research.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
What drink are we having for lunch?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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