so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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