I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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