he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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