bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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