She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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