Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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