i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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