ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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