Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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