He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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