You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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