I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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