He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
where are my eyebrows?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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