porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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