; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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