I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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