Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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