and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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