Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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