there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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