Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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