We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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