The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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