I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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