What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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