What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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