the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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