My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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