I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
it's like heaven, but drunker
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
