i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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