He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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