if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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