she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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