In the future we'll all be gay
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
it's great music for shaving your balls
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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