you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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