dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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