Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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