I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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