She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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