yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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