covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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