Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
