well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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