Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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