I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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