Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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