HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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