So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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